The fabulous editors of the Rocky Mountain Fiction Writers anthology revealed
the cover for the 2026 collection of short stories. I’m thrilled my story “Pizza Girl” will be among them. The anthology centers on the theme true story and features fiction blending real events, local legends and historical figures with original storytelling. The book is scheduled for publication Sept. 15. It’s an honor to be included among such talented contributors. And I’m grateful anew for all RMFW does to nurture the craft of writers along all stages of their creative journeys.
To writers — and everyone else — to make much of time
Consider for a moment some of the inexplicable mysteries of the universe. What happened before the Big Bang? Does intelligent life exist on other planets? Why do socks disappear in the dryer?
Then there’s the greatest mystery of all: Where does time go?
I ask this last question because nearly two years of retirement has only added to my befuddlement.
Before I retired, I spent most of my waking hours at the newspaper where I worked. Writing and editing stories. Building pages. Persevering against the erosive toll of deadlines. Don’t get me wrong. I loved my job. But I yearned for what I imagined would be the freedom of life after employment. No interviews. No deadlines. Just hour after unfettered hour to do as I pleased.
I was especially eager for the opportunity to change vocations from journalist to novelist. Several rungs up the evolutionary ladder. I managed to complete two novels over the last decade of my newspaper career, herding words early in the mornings, late in the evenings and on those weekends I didn’t have to go to the office. But my heart raced in anticipation of how much more I could accomplish in retirement. Two novels? Hell. Make it five. With ample time to spare for queries and the opportunity to find a literary agent and publisher who share my passion for my characters and their adventures.
What was I thinking?
Almost two years into retirement, I’m still mired in the sagging middle of my third novel. My quest for traditional publishing feels more quixotic than promising at a time when agents overwhelmed with queries seldom respond with even perfunctory rejections. Don’t get me started on the threat artificial intelligence poses to what should be a strictly human endeavor.
What happened?
I’d love to report I’ve made the most of the additional hours retirement affords for writing and publishing fiction, toiling every bit as diligently on my novel and queries as I previously worked on print journalism. Yeah right. That would be a blatant lie.
I’ve got a few of what I deem good excuses. Most important, I fell in love and married a wonderful woman who endures double duty as my stoic wife and developmental editor. We moved into a beautiful condominium in Palm Springs and savor desert life in both Southern California and western Colorado.
I’ve enjoyed travel to other remarkable locations, among them Italy, Mexico, Bonaire … Kentucky. That’s not to mention the growing number of national parks I’ve visited and crossed off that bucket list.
Despite those welcome distractions, I still enjoy more time to write fiction now than I did before I retired. But I discovered something else: I possess considerably less discipline. No longer faced with limited time to write before and after work, I squander the abundance with which I’ve been blessed. Mostly scrolling through social media posts and scurrying down internet rabbit holes. I rationalize I’m conducting research for my writing. As author Dan Brown noted: “Google is not a synonym for research.”
I’m no less mistaken in my belief writing is a difficult undertaking that requires dedicated blocks of time. More than a casual 30 minutes here or an hour there wedged between other pursuits. Writing can be difficult, no doubt. But I’m frequently astonished by how deep a dive follows once you’re willing to dip your toe into the water.
Worst of all, I know better than to procrastinate. Especially when it comes to writing.
Just like physical fitness, writing requires flexing muscles that otherwise atrophy with neglect. Butts in seats and fingers on keyboards, as my wife and editor admonishes. Then brains in gear. Or in the words attributed to no less a prolific author than Stephen King: “Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work.”
As if I needed the reminder, a scrap of paper that’s taped to my desk and appears directly above my computer screen offers this reminder in bold print: “Today is the most precious asset you own — and is the one thing you should truly fear wasting.” As yet another author, Geoffry Chaucer, put it back in the 14th century: “Time and tide wait for no man.”
That applies not only to writing, but also life. I can’t understand how fast my 67 years on earth sped past. In a blink, it seems. I expect the pace to only accelerate. Until one day it doesn’t.
The 17th century English poet Robert Herrick famously warned virgins — and, I presume, everyone else — to make much of time: “Gather ye rose-buds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying; And this same flower that blooms today tomorrow will be dying.”
That’s the moral of the story, isn’t it? And what should be more than sufficient inspiration. To craft novels and stories and poems and blogs. To compose heartfelt love letters and thank-you notes. To dispatch emails and texts.
It’s a privilege to gather rosebuds whether they’re proverbial or literal. To make much of time. Even in retirement. Especially in retirement.
That’s because the greatest mystery remains unexplained. None of us knows where time goes. Or, for that matter, how much we have left.
Books and beer pair perfectly for a launch party
I was thrilled to read a portion of my short story “Red Lanterns” at a Denver launch party for the second volume of the Horizons anthology published by Twenty Bellows. In addition to my story, the anthology is filled with an eclectic mix of marvelous short fiction crafted by remarkable writers. The anthology is available from Amazon as well as the Twenty Bellows online bookstore at twentybellowslit.com/bookstore. Thank you so much to Twenty Bellows and the Fiction Beer Company for an amazing event. Thanks as well to Laurie Scheer and Rachel Horak Dempsey for their exceptional — and kind — editing.
New Horizons for short fiction
Faced with Jeopardy, best have a good anecdote ready
I devote considerable time to pondering one of the great mysteries of life: If I were a contestant on “Jeopardy,” which anecdotes would I share?
Those familiar with the popular television game show of answers and questions know all about the mid-game interviews during which contestants tell brief personal stories. Some funny, some poignant and some downright cringeworthy.
According to what I’ve gleaned from internet research, “Jeopardy” contestants complete lengthy questionnaires before taping and answer a series of leading questions. Coordinators review the replies to select the most engaging prospects for anecdotes.
Think topics also covered in first-date conversations: childhood experiences, college majors and favorite hobbies. When contestants prevail in a series of games and amass winnings, they’re invariably asked what they plan to do with their money.
Despite the vetting process, some of the anecdotes shared on “Jeopardy” come across as mundane. One contestant recalled a trip to Paris, but then went on to describe his jet-lagged confusion over whether it was the sun or moon shining in the sky. Jamie Ding, a 31-game champion, explained in one episode why orange is his favorite color. It’s not because he’s a Denver Broncos fan.
A few anecdotes turn bizarre, among them the chilling account of a contestant who knew a middle school hall monitor who was later convicted for a string of murders and buried the bodies under his house. Then there was the strange tale of a funeral for a scary ham that moldered 20 years in a damp Ohio basement. In the immortal words of the late great humor columnist Dave Barry: I am not making this up.
I am, however, wondering what kind of anecdotes I’d offer. Laugh-inducing or laughable? Titillating or tiresome? Inspiring or insipid?
A trip down memory lane might evoke some possibilities. So could an accounting of cherished accomplishments. Yet, memories and achievements frequently fall short of capturing what’s truly important.
Sure, I’ve got a few stories from a nearly 50-year career as a newspaper reporter and editor. I interviewed Major League Baseball players, Olympic gymnasts and the founders of corporations with household names. I covered a myriad of events featuring governors, congressmen and two U.S. presidents. In reporting a story about safety training for linemen, I was instructed to latch barehanded onto an energized high-voltage transmission line. To my relief, the experience wasn’t the least shocking.
As an avid scuba diver, I’ve been fortunate to explore reefs and wrecks around the world. I watched sharks and barracudas parade past Blue Corner in Palau. I glided over the ragged remains of a Soviet-built frigate scuttled off the coast of Cayman Brac.
There’ve been other adventures over land. A vertiginous climb up Angels Landing in Zion National Park and wearying walk down to Plateau Point in the Grand Canyon.
As a short story writer and novelist, I’ve conjured tales about haunted creek bottoms and avenging pizza makers. My alter ego, a small town journalist named Tucker Preston, searches for truth and treasure in a series of mysteries set in the rugged northwest corner of Colorado.
Of course, the best anecdotes of all result from the most rewarding experiences. For me, those are the blessings of sharing this amazing real life with family, friends and the remarkable woman who agreed to my awkward marriage proposal.
In retrospect, I have lots of anecdotes to share on “Jeopardy.” Nothing about favorite colors or serial killers or scary hams. Maybe something about life, liberty and the gratifying pursuit of happiness.
At a minimum, I’ve got at least one anecdote shoved into my proverbial hip pocket in the unlikely event Ken Jennings, the 74-game winner turned host of “Jeopardy,” asks this retired newspaperman originally from eastern Colorado.
“That’s right, Ken. My anecdote is about anecdotes.”
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