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Fun can be a funny thing

October 28, 2019 by Phil Castle

I’ve often wondered about the nature of fun.

What is fun, really? We’re constantly encouraged to have it. More than a barrel of monkeys, if possible. Work should be fun. Weekends should be fun. Theme parks should be a whole lot of fun. And wedding nights … now those should take fun to a whole new level. Even if it isn’t supposed to be all fun and games, life clearly should include at least some fun. At least that’s the message.

Google “fun,” and the same terms show up: a source of enjoyment or pleasure, an amusing diversion. Yet, an image never accompanies the definition. Now, Google digestive system and follow the route from esophagus to rectum. Google warthog and take a good look at the wild African pig, wartlike protuberances and all. Fun, however, can’t be illustrated in a diagram or captured on film — or explained in a few words, for that matter.

An ephemeral thing, fun creeps up when least expected, tweaks a nose and then disappears without a trace.

Don’t look for fun in the obvious places. I’ve already tried, and it’s seldom there. As a child, I searched candy aisles and amusement parks. When I was a bit older, I was certain I’d find fun at Disneyworld. What I found instead was too many Snickers upset my stomach. So did roller coasters. Disneyworld was fun, but also required waiting in lines. A lot. Older still, I looked for fun in bars. I recall fragments of my 21st birthday and drinking something that was orange and served in a pitcher and set on fire. Big mistake. Huge. And definitely not fun.

I’ve rarely had fun at special occasions, either. My high school prom was supposed to be fun. My college graduation was supposed to be fun, too. Holidays like Christmas and New Years are supposed to be fun year after year. The problem is, events hyped as fun free-for-alls infrequently are. And I’ve waited, disappointed, for the fun to begin.

Fun is funny that way. Because places and activities considered dull, even dreary, turn out to be fun. I’ve had fun listing the principal exports of Brazil on a geography test. I’ve had fun at the office on a Monday afternoon. I inhaled so much nitrous oxide during one visit to the dentist, I giggled my way through a root canal.

Most often, though, I’ve had the most fun when I wasn’t trying to have any fun at all. The realization took me by surprise. I remember summer evenings spent riding bikes with friends in the small town in which I grew up. We didn’t have any plans or destination. We were just pedaling and talking until darkness fell and we had to go home. The start of school seemed like a million years away, and the summer break stretched ahead in an endless succession of carefree days. Everything just felt right.

These days, I experience the same feeling of contentment in scuba diving with my family or catching up with friends at a coffee shop — or, on those rarer occasions, writing a well-turned phrase. Neither a picture nor a thousand words quantify the pleasure of those moments.

It’s fun.

Filed Under: Storytelling, Writing

Making the cut sometimes means letting go of your darlings

October 14, 2019 by Thin Air

Writers are warned to cut any parts of their stories that don’t push forward the development of their plots or characters.

It’s easy enough to eliminate awkward sentences or scenes that don’t work. It’s a relief, really. It’s less easy, but sometimes no less necessary, to amputate an entire chapter that sticks out like a gangrenous thumb. I’ve got an advantage as a newspaper journalist who’s spent more than 40 years writing “tight” — using words frugally is if there was a possibility I might run out.

But what about the good stuff? The word that’s just right? The well-turned phrase? The perfect metaphor to illustrate the situation? What about the sentence or paragraph or chapter you can’t wait to share with readers?

Get rid of that, too, if doesn’t serve your story. Murder your darlings.

That alarming advice has been attributed over the years to a number of sources. The English writer and literary critic Arthur Quiller-Couch put it this way in a 1914 lecture: “Whenever you feel an impulse to perpetrate a piece of exceptionally fine writing, obey it — wholeheartedly — and delete it before sending your manuscript to press. Murder your darlings.”

Every writer has had to murder their darlings. I’m no exception. I confess. Guilty as charged.

One of my many drafts of “Small Town News” included a prologue — that is, information about something that occurs before the action in the novel begins. Prologues are sometimes useful in telling part of a backstory. But most of the time, prologues aren’t necessary. It’s better to work that information into the main body of the manuscript.

Mark Stevens, an exceptionally gracious and talented author who’s written a series of mysteries set in Colorado, was kind enough to read my first pages. Mark was even more kind to point out my prologue wasn’t necessary. Murder that darling. I did, and the novel is much better as a result.

But here’s one of the advantages of writing blogs: the opportunity to resurrect darlings and share them with readers. So here’s part of that prologue. It’s a scene I enjoyed writing, but ultimately didn’t fit with the rest of the novel.

As always, I’m eager to hear what you think.

 

A shovel scraped through rocky soil, a grating clang announcing the appearance of yet another stone to pull loose and toss on a growing pile. The man digging and prying and grunting with the exertion continued undeterred. Not yet 28 years old and accustomed to hard work, the man neither rushed to finish nor dawdled to put off the unpleasant task. He proceeded at a steady pace as though he were digging a hole for a fence post rather than hiding the money he’d stolen two days ago.

Oblivious to his friend’s toil, a companion stretched out on the grass and tiny yellow flowers that carpeted the aspen grove surrounding the two men. The charred remains of a campfire smoldered behind a ring of rocks, wisps of white smoke curling through the branches overhead. Sagebrush-covered hills rolled in the distance. Farther still, jagged mountain peaks raked the blue morning sky.

Propped up on one elbow, the companion watched with interest and offered encouragement, but nothing else. “That’s plenty deep,” he said. “Dig any deeper, Butch, and you’re gonna end up in China.”

“Maybe,” the man with the shovel said. “But I’ll take my chances if it’s all the same to you.”

“Ain’t no skin off my nose. But tell me again why you’re burying your money. I’ll hang on to it for you. You can trust me.”

“I do trust you, Harvey,” Butch said. “Nobody I trust more. But like I told you, I want to keep this handy for when I get out. I could be in a hurry, and who knows how long it would take to track down the likes of you. If I change my mind, though, you’ll be the first to know.”

Harvey shook his head. “That’s another thing I don’t understand. Why go to prison? Come with me, and we’ll make a break for it. If we ever run out of all this money, you know as well as I do where we can get more.”

“That’s sorely tempting. But when they cut me loose up in Fremont County, I promised I’d come back. And I’m nothing if not a man of my word.”

Finally satisfied with his work, Butch stopped digging and thrust the shovel into a mound of dirt beside the hole. He pulled off worn leather gloves and mopped the sweat off his forehead with a shirt sleeve. A refreshing breeze rustled the leaves, but he could feel the heat of the summer day coming on. He was grateful the most arduous portion of his task was complete.

“Make yourself useful and hand me that,” Butch said, pointing to a pot beside the campfire.

“This?” Harvey asked as he stood up. He grabbed a cast iron pot by the thick wire bale. The pot had been rinsed with water from the nearby river, but still smelled like last night’s dinner — a stew of potatoes, onions and stringy meat off a rabbit whose feet, as it turned out, weren’t lucky at all.

Harvey protested as he handed the pot to Butch. “You bury this and we won’t have anything to cook with.”

“We’ll make do,” Butch said as he removed the lid. Loosening the buckles on a bag he’d kept close by, Butch reached in and pulled out two thick bundles of money and threw them in the pot. Heavy fistfuls of coins followed, the metal glittering in the sunlight filtering through the trees. Almost as an afterthought, Butch removed a thick envelope that had been folded in half. He could hear the coins inside jingle as he tossed the envelope into the pot. He replaced the lid, lowered the pot into the hole and quickly refilled the hole with the rocks and soil he’d just worked so hard to extract.

Harvey whistled in admiration. “No doubt about it, Butch. That’s a fine place to hide your loot. But how do you figure on ever finding it again?”

“Just watch,” Butch said as he pulled from the bag four horseshoes and a handful of nails. Walking to a large aspen, he reached as high as he could. Using the flat back of a hatchet like a hammer, he nailed a horseshoe to the thick white trunk. He repeated the process three times.

It was then Harvey realized Butch had buried his treasure dead center between four trees adorned with horseshoes.

The resulting X really did mark the spot.

Filed Under: Writing

Making sense of descriptive writing

October 7, 2019 by Thin Air

What color is a crash of thunder? What does a seascape taste like? For that matter, what does green smell like?

Those questions probably make as much sense as asking the sum of two and two and expecting for an answer a bushel of apples. But those who experience synesthesia might perceive the blare of a trumpet as the color orange or recognize a particular word that tastes like waffles. It’s a phenomenon in which the senses blend or cross over. For many so-called synesthetes, numbers and letters are perceived as inherently colored.

While synesthesia offers a fascinating subject for research into brain function, it’s also a useful device in writing vivid imagery that evokes all the senses. I enjoyed the opportunity to explore synesthesia and other techniques for immersive descriptions in a recent Rocky Mountain Fiction Writers workshop in Grand Junction.

Anne Marie, a former editor for a small press who reads queries for a literary agent, led the presentation. Anne started with an overview of the research into the senses of sight, hearing, smell, touch and taste. It was interesting to realize our perceptions are a result of the ways our brains interpret nerve impulses.

What followed at the workshop was even more interesting. Participants went through a series of five exercises in which we listened to recorded sounds, looked at photographs, touched objects inside a box, tasted various foods and smelled different spices. We filled in a worksheet in first writing down words to describe what we heard, saw, touched, tasted and smelled. We then described our experiences in terms of different senses.

A photograph of an abandoned shack in snow brought to mind the rough texture of the wood and sound of wind whistling through the boards. A sample of dark chocolate evoked a sensation of smoothness. The smell of spices resurrected pleasant memories of the taste of stuffing and pumpkin pie served at Thanksgiving gatherings. The final step in the process was to devise metaphors or similies for the descriptions.

There’s a well-worn admonition that writers should show, not tell. A quote attributed to the Russian novelist Anton Chekhov states: “Don’t tell me the moon is shining. Show me the glint of light on broken glass.”

Why, then, just tell readers about a mountain meadow? Instead, let them linger to smell the wildflowers, listen to the creek gurgle and feel the wet grass beneath their bare feet? Now, combine those perceptions. Perhaps the fragrances of those flowers blend in an intricate fugue. Perhaps the sound of moving water evokes the image of a slow-moving parade of blues and greens.

In my work in progress, I strive to immerse readers in the rugged and scenic landscape of northwest Colorado. It’s a setting where long flags of loose snow flutter from mountain peaks and sparkle in the morning sun. It’s a place where dry leaves clinging to otherwise bare branches rattle in the breeze while the nearby river babbles on, oblivious to the raucous interruption of a crow. It’s a sometimes foreboding location as well where thunderclouds spill over the western horizon and a chill wind carries with it the scent of rain and sagebrush.

Do you feel at least a bit like you’re there? I hope so. I also hope you’ll soon enjoy the opportunity to experience even more of the remarkable setting and what happens there.

In the meantime, I’d enjoy the opportunity to read some of your descriptions blending the senses. What color are they? What do they taste like? What do they smell like?

Filed Under: Writing

What’s blocking you from getting things done?

October 1, 2019 by Thin Air

Writer’s block. I shudder to type those words, fearful the very act could trigger a self-fulfilling prophecy.

In case you haven’t deduced it already, writers can be a superstitious lot. We attribute success and failure to all sorts of circumstances that have no bearing whatsoever on the outcome. How much coffee you’ve chugged, for example. The music to which you listen. The color of your socks, for heaven’s sake. The Latin phrase for these fallacious connections is post hoc, ergo proctor hoc. Translation: after this, therefore because of this. After writing what I deemed a particularly amusing newspaper column one time, I remembered I’d sprinkled blueberries on my cereal that morning. It’s been blueberries and Cheerios for breakfast ever since.

Writer’s block has been described as a black dog from hell, creative constipation and — my personal favorite — muse repellent. Picture your mind as a sere landscape where no novel thought grows.

There are as many explanations for writer’s block as there are writers. Each affliction is uniquely torturous. I’m fortunate as a newspaper editor in there’s never a shortage of news to report. It’s only a matter of setting priorities given the restraints involved. There’s scarcely time to keep up and no time to overthink the process. Writing blogs? That’s a horse of a different color, one more likely to throw me ass over teakettle than carry me along for an enjoyable ride.

Perhaps the best antidote to writer’s block is mustering the confidence to get started. If you still suffer doubts, start anyway. I’m the kind of writer known as a “pantser” rather than “plotter.” I tend to write by the seat of my pants instead of plotting my progress or, God forbid, creating an outline. That makes the process all the more uncertain. I’m often pleasantly surprised, though, how one step leads to another. Before I’m aware of it, I’m headed in a different direction than I’d anticipated, but toward a better destination.

I suspect writer’s block also could be a symptom of an underlying condition. Writers don’t want to write. That could be as temporary a situation as they don’t feel up to the task at that particular moment. Take a break, then get back to it. But if a chronic aversion develops, some soul searching and resulting changes might be in order.

I could suggest still other remedies to writer’s block. Mark Twain worked in bed. So did Winston Churchill. Victor Hugo sometimes wrote in the nude, although that could prove problematic for those caught naked in front of their laptops.

What’s your remedy for writer’s block? I remain open to any and all suggestions.

In the meantime, I’ll let you in on a little trade secret. When writers believe they suffer from writer’s block and can’t think of anything to write about, there’s always a fallback position. They write about writer’s block.

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